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I don’t think my girlfriend is all that funny. She gets upset I don’t laugh at her quips. Saying I need to learn how to give up laughs for people. I do though, when it’s funny.

I love her and she can be funny sometimes but most of the time she isn’t. I wish I could tell her she isn’t funny.

I have a bit of a condition.

I find Jewish women, especially Israeli Jewish women very attractive. The best way to describe it is: Ya, know how many western men find Asian women attractive and it’s called “Yellow Fever?” Well, I have that for Israelis, Jews or whatever you want to call them. I haven’t yet thought up a catchy title for it. Maybe “Hebrew Fever.” I don’t know.

The sad thing is it even works if I am lead to believe the woman is Israeli. Actress Cote de Pablo portrays Ziva David in NCIS. She is however Chilean. Due to my condition she is now 100% more attractive because she plays an Israeli. I can’t explain it. It just is.